once upon a time, in a far away land, lived a girl called gert. then one day a girl called frenchie came to her kingdom (house). she wasn't invited. she just came. and said to gert, can i take your picture please. this is when gert ran to her deep dark whole and screamed a little. photos of gert scare gert. especially when she hasn't washed for days. BUT. after a little panic she said yes. they went into her floordrobe. and camera took away.
me/gert = not great. frechie = great.